Red Wings midterm grades - part two
Grades for the forwards are right beneath this post. This time around in addition to grades I will compare each player to a Detroit(ish) Landmark/Institution/what have you.
Nick Lidstrom: C
Detroit Landmark: General Motors. At one time it was one of the largest companies in the world and the pride of the Motor City. The GM of today wishes it’s hard times were as minor as Nick’s have been. Not to discount getting speared in the junk or anything. If that happened to me I still wouldn’t have crawled out of bed yet.
Brian Rafalski: C
Detroit Landmark: Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village. He’s the lone guy from the area so he has history on his side - and he is from Dearborn. So it was either Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village or Fairlane Mall because I just don’t know Dearborn that well. The museum is a very popular field trip destination and Rafalski isn’t much taller than your average fourth grader.
Niklas Kronwall: B
Detroit Landmark: Kronk boxing. Both will knock you the f#ck out - unless of course you’re Sugar Ray Leonard or Marvelous Marvin Hagler. Good luck getting either of those guys on ice skates.
Brad Stuart: B+
Detroit Landmark: The Ambassador Bridge. Stuart brings a distinctly North America by way of Alberta style of play to Detroit. However a bridge to Alberta would be way too long and think about all the tolls you’d have to pay. So a bridge to Windsor will just have to do.
Jonathan Ericsson: C-
Detroit Landmark: The Sleeping Bear Dunes. I remember climbing the Dunes once as a kid. I started to run up them at first because they didn’t look that high but with all of that vertical running I quickly lost all motivation and began to walk. By the time I got to the top I was basically crawling. Nice view though from way up top.
Brett Lebda: D+
Detroit Landmark: Cheli’s Chili. The Chicago restaurant closed about a second after the ink was dry on that trade that sent Chelios to Detroit. For some reason I always link Chelios with Lebda – probably because they’re both from Chicago. And probably because their play over recent years - like chili - gives me the sweats, heartburn, and a bad case of gas.
Andreas Lilja: INC
Detroit Landmark: The big-ass tire along I-96 near Detroit Metro airport in Romulus*. It’s big, just as immobile, and nearly as ridiculous looking while still being undeniably impressive. Your first impression on seeing both is WTF?!
Derek Meech: D+
Detroit Landmark: Sanders Bakery bumpy cake. I like both despite the fact there’s nothing to point to objectively to support that opinion.
Jimmy Howard: B+
Detroit Landmark: Comerica Park. A lot of people didn’t like CoPa when it first opened and this was largely due to their love for Tiger Stadium. The team was awful the first few seasons in the new park and as a result attendance waned. But as the Tigers rose from being one of the worst teams in the history of baseball in 2003 to a surprise World Series team in 2006 the park finally gained some goodwill.
Playing goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings is largely a thankless job and with Howard struggling early on it was easy to write him off. But he’s played well and all it will take is one solid playoff performance for Howard to establish a place for himself in Detroit. That will of course result in fans coming up with every reason under the sun to play any goaltender other than him. So he’s got that to look forward to.
Chris Osgood: C-
Detroit Landmark: Motor City Casino. Lately it feels like you’re gambling during the regular season when you put Osgood between the pipes. Oh and both usually involve heavy drinking.
* - I checked with like 5 different people and none of us could remeber the company that uses the tire for advertising. The guesses: Uniroyal, Firestone, Michelin and Goodyear. Woo advertising!
Andreas Lilja Brad Stuart Brett Lebda Brian Rafalski Chris Osgood Derek Meech Jimmy Howard Jonathan Ericsson Nicklas Lidstrom Niklas Kronwall Red Wings